Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?

I wanna apply for Jovian Citizenship.Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?Earthlings are not eligibile for citizenship because we can't handle their gravity. You'll have to apply for refugee status and live on a moon.Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?
The earth does not have formal diplomatic relations with Jupiter any longer. Seems that they mistook our Galileo space probe for a spy satellite. Of course, the probe wasn't, but try convincing them of that.Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?The number is 314-159-265-358-979-323-846-264-338-327-鈥? Be sure to dial 搂碌陆 转

first, if you're calling from Earth.Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?
Morningfox has it right - but watch out for the long distance charges!



Best to call after 11 at night. (Earth time)Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?Yes. Will I give it to you? No. I was sworn to secrecy.Does anyone have an inter-planetary phone number for Jupiter?
I think it's all zeros.